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Pangbusbusan ti nabatbati nga oras #4.

Parragas
12/7/2005 6:51:00 AM

Kakailian a nabanbanogan gapu iti kinagaget nga agtrabaho,no adda pay ti nabati, a bassit iti napateg nga oras mo, umay busbusin ditoy,idaniwmo,ikantam,wenno isaritam,mayat latta,ngem puera linnanggongan.


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nalasbang
1/20/2006 12:23:00 PM
dayta! dayta! aglukaisdan, huuuu,haaak,haaak.
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 12:26:00 PM
Apo Parragas maka ammoka nga agpunas itan ado tay naimilatmilat ken nagregreg nga nalubin.
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Nalampo
1/20/2006 12:40:00 PM
ibabam ngaruden ta pantimo a kit diakon makateppel dungo nga Nalasbang ta isudsud kon toy tarampok. garantisarrak ayatko nga mananam monto iti pudno nga heaven. oh common babe ! ! !
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Johnny
1/20/2006 1:43:00 PM
Ania nga plok plak nga ibagbagam, Nalasbang? Kastoy ketdi a: phffot, phffat, phffot, phffat!

Kasta ti unina ta awan ti maygusodna dayta lukdit nga Spycope.
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Johnny
1/20/2006 1:46:00 PM
No ni Nalampo met ket kastoy ti unina: ssoht, ssaht, ssoht, ssaht!
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Ne
1/20/2006 1:57:00 PM
nalaing nga agsirip toy gago nga Johnny tanggo.
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nakaabongot
1/20/2006 2:03:00 PM
magustuan yo la unay ni nalasbang kit nabangsit kano ti papit na su nga awanin ni Al-o ta naangot na kano idi nag-date da. ta lang ngamin sang-aw na ditoy dap-ayanen kit kasla met la tay angot ti aglegra hm, pwe!
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 2:19:00 PM
haa haaa haaaa. naglamuyoth meth tehn ka Johnny, ngem mayat latta dayta uninan.

uuhhh NALAMPO!!
ibabam metten
ta brief mo
ta nanamemto
sam-it ti diro

no saan nga kayat
ni nakaabongot
bay-ammon dungngo
bareng makabirokto
sabali nga alsung.
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Johnny
1/20/2006 2:26:00 PM
agyot ta man ngarud sika ading nga Nalasbang. kurukurak ta purriit mo.
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 2:29:00 PM
annayko nasakit dayta ka Johnny agbirok ka la ti baklan ta sot kaykayatda diak kayat ti mapuriit. auwtsssssssss!!!!!!!.
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lolosngi
1/20/2006 2:34:00 PM
ni durgi nga nalasbang ket maysa nga lalaki nga agpangpanggep nga babai. yotninam nga bakla!
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 2:38:00 PM
apwayyy "lolosngi" kwayat mow met? di sumalikwa!! auwtsssss nasakwit ti mapuriit. uuhhhhh
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toyi
1/20/2006 3:01:00 PM
dayta ta la iyot ti adda dita ut utek yo!! ramanak mammet ngarud dayta agbusbusingar nga papit mo nalasbang,datay paturay ka la nga makaot-ottot ti imas na no siyak ti mang manada kenka..ooooohhhhhh!!
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 3:09:00 PM
Ne! ket apagiso mayat ta nagsidaak gamin ti lasona itay nga pinis--itak ti kamatis. amangan no maangsan kanto no maangotmo tay bangsit tay ottotko.
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Nalompo
1/20/2006 3:13:00 PM
nakalamo lamoakon a tay paylaeng NALASBANG... tyup tyup nabanglo ka gayam. ipababak man ne ket medyo mayat lattan... idugsol kon ne agkayang ka ngamin a ket nalompo daytoy tarompak. ne immottot ka pay !
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Nalompo
1/20/2006 3:13:00 PM
nakalamo lamoakon a tay paylaeng NALASBANG... tyup tyup nabanglo ka gayam. ipababak man ne ket medyo mayat lattan... idugsol kon ne agkayang ka ngamin a ket nalompo daytoy tarompak. ne immottot ka pay !
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 3:17:00 PM
sege mapanak matorogen ket agawis met toy original nga naka apputen.
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Nalompo
1/20/2006 3:34:00 PM
kitaemman ket maturog ka nga sigud no siak ti mangkamada kenka. nia napaniit ta papit mon iti kadakkil tay nangdyokdyok?
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makaammo
1/20/2006 3:38:00 PM
diyo kadi madlaw nga ni Miss M, Parragas, Clifton, atbp. ket maymaysa nga tao? idi, sabali ti tapik na. ita, kastoy nga linalaglag manen ti aramid na. narugrugit lang ngamin ita toy discussions da kadagita multiple personalities na. yotninam nga iskitsoprinik losngi!
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nalasbang
1/20/2006 3:53:00 PM
Hello sweetheart no sika tay pudpudno nga "makaamo" nga nangbuking kaniak idi apay ngarod nga nagkamali ka itan, ti man metla pabpabasolemon yong!

Ni "nalasabang" konak man no am-ammom. No kayatda nga patakyasen amin nga babbai ditoy dap-ayan gapo ti pananggsutsutilda kaniada puwes naki bagaynak laeng.

Ita di agpakada akon ket mabalin met nga buraen ni apo Parragas daytoyen. Sorry apo Parragas & all.
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makaammo
1/20/2006 4:07:00 PM
agswitik ka manen bakla.
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nalaeng
1/20/2006 4:48:00 PM
basaem datoy gayyem nga makaammo,saan mo sa pay nga nabasa.
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Josie Herrema
1/1/2006 6:01:00 AM

Ditoy met dap-ayan ti naka siiman ni Makaammo nga siak ni Josie Herrema babaen daguiti aliasko nga "Nalasbang, Agayat, Napaay ken Taga lukat" sadiay panait ni apo Parragas nga paboritok a pagtamtambayan ken paglinglingayan.
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nalalaeng
1/20/2006 4:54:00 PM
Josie Herrema aka:

nalasbang
agayat
taga lukat
napaay

Basaem dyay daniw na dyay sango: Literatura, Salaysay dyay dayyeng na napauluan ti "iluko.com" sadiay nan nga naibaga dagiti alyas na.
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pudno a makaammo
1/20/2006 4:58:00 PM
adu ngamin ti agpampamarang a makaammo ditoy! dida met agbasbasa ta kurang met ngamin ti paginternet cafe da!
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nalaeng
1/20/2006 5:01:00 PM
dyay original nga makaammo, naala na ti pudno nga nagan ni nalasbang.
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-Mitir-
1/20/2006 5:28:00 PM
mayat kuma no amin nga dagitay babbai ditoy dap ayan kit kasla kinni Nalasbang nga ammo na ti makibagay. saan nga kasla kadagitay dadduma nga dang-nga ditoy nga naka-ar-arti nga kunam man lang no saan da nga makabuung to pinggan, ngim no awan ti makakit-kita kanyada, nakarkaru da pay ngim ta agmaya nga urangutan, pwi!
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-Mitir-
1/20/2006 5:29:00 PM
Nalasbang aka Josie, kumiddawak man iti ladawan mo napya lang nga adda ap-aprusak no maturogak iti rabii. thank you!
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-Sutil-
1/20/2006 5:44:00 PM
Losngi nga Mitir ket no ni nalasbang ket bading durgi. Nalasbang ti puriit na. Sabagay napipya la ngem tay takong nga mapan mo man bisitaen dita Pilipinasen, losngi. bwi hi hi hi hi!
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An-anias ni Mitir
1/20/2006 6:05:00 PM
dead body found in facifica. the body indentified as 5'2" black hair filipino nationality with "MITIR" tatoo on his left shoulder. caused of death is under investigation. condolence with the berieve family!
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pudno a makaammo
1/20/2006 6:47:00 PM
nabayagen nga adda ladawan ni nalasang, este, nalasbang ditoy iluko.com. iwarasyo ta panagkitayo ket masarakanyo.
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Butil
1/20/2006 7:17:00 PM
Ti update ti pannakatay ni Mitir ket AIDS. Kastan sa dagiti babakla addaan da amin ti aids.
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Al-o
1/20/2006 7:29:00 PM
Ay apo tumakder kayo
Ta igosod yo dagita
Al-o yo di agbayag
Ni Al-o yo dinton
Makariing

Bay-anyo ni mitir
Ta agungar to
No masinit iti Al-o na
Iti pudot iti
Luppo ni sutil iti
Abayna a nakaturog

Wenno makita na ni
Nalasbang iti tagtagainepna
Di na mapopootan idogsodogsolna
Iti Al-o na iti likudan ni sutil
A nakaturog iti abayna

Alwadam Mitir no makariing ni
Sutil tokkolenna ta Al-om
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curiousity
1/20/2006 9:26:00 PM
5'2" laing nga bakla ni Mitir? pay ngay nakatangtangsit daydi adda ti aluad na nga tata Mitir. nasayaat ngarud a ta natayin ta awanin ti bakla nga natangsit ditoy nga dap-ayanin.
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Gigolo
1/20/2006 10:03:00 PM
No puraw sika nalasbang
putot to australiano
nangisit to
putot to negrito
ngem no singkit
putot to ti sakang

no kulot
negro
no imingan
ket indian
ngem no pandak
ket putot ni MITIR
no kenkoy
sigurado putot ni Al-o

nia mittin apay
nga saan ka nga nagpadakip
kenni Johnny
uray juan sadot isuna
nagagit no dakip ti pagsasaritaan


uray nia ti masaritak
pait laeng dayta
siak awan ti gundaway
nga minsan man ket inka
binurburing - it
no man pay idi paylaeng
ket gumawgawawa

akuek to aniaman ti gasat mo
Ni Gigolo laing ti inka
pangitaklinan saem ti napalabas
akuen ka Josie Hererra
basta ipaay mo ta sabong mo
sabong mo nga domerderosas






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Al-o
1/20/2006 11:53:00 PM
Gigolo lipatem mon
Ni Nalasbang ta ti
Sabong na ket
Napurosan haanen
A dimmerosas
No diket di dimmalemen
Iti kolor na

Napalaluanda iti
Nagbayo kenni Al-o
Idi bigat kalman
Da nga inrugi
Igid baybay nagbayo da
Idi nakasangpet da
Balayda idiay patio

Nagbayo da manen iti
Alsong na
Idi pangngaldaw
Nagbayobayoda manen
Ay uray
La napaksuyan ni Al-o
Ngem ni nalasbang
Nakired ta nalasbang latta

No haan ka pay nakakita iti
Dimmalem sumirip ka ta tawa
Wenno alsong ni Kaarruba
Alwadam di na kanto
Masiputan ni kompadre

Baka pagbalinenna
Kolor dalem ta
Agsumbangir a pispis
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miss alsung
1/21/2006 4:07:00 AM
Al-o may mo man kurukuran toy okik nga immalsung?
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nalasbang
1/21/2006 5:06:00 AM
Agpakadaak man kailian
saan kayon nga agdanag
awanton ti pakaringguran
daguita panunut ken nakem

immayak naki gayyem
saan nga maki sinnuron
sapay koma ti uray naminsan
ket inkay nalinglingay.

Kadakay amin agyamanak
ta innak nalinglingay
uray pay busy kayo
ti ado nga ubrayo

Ket inbingayanyo
toy kailianyo no pay
nanumo ken nakurapay
nga immay dimmap-ay.

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oyasan
1/21/2006 8:11:00 AM
Nalasbang:

dawatek koma kenka adingko
nga saan mo nga ikaskaso
dagit mannursuron ditoy adu
nayon amin ti dap-ayan tayo
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nalasbang
1/21/2006 8:43:00 AM
Agyamanak apo oyasan, saan idi pay nga kayatko, ngem saan gamin nga naawatan ni apo webby tay dawatko idi, itan ket dinawatko manen bareng no adda iti time na. Thanks a lot, uray ni apo Parragas kayatko pay nga i-ban na datoy naganko ngem awan sa met ti time na.

Agyamanak met -Mitir- mapanka diay profileko ta makitam nga kanayon tay ampiang nga babai. hihihi.

Al-o laingem ngarod ti agbayo. adda ditan ni apo miss alsung nga agur-uray kaniam.

Apo Gigolo, ket no tay unano akin putot ngay? hahaha.

Wen ngarod "nalaeng" uray agaramidak manen iti sabali nga alias ket addanto met laeng mangsisiim kaniak di saan laengen aya?. Thanks.

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Johnny
1/21/2006 12:06:00 PM
Nalasbang, adu ti mangtultulad ti aliasko dita ngato! But I don't give the fucking shit!

Daytoy ti uni ti al-oda: Hooht, haaht, hooht, haaht!

Ti kabattit ti al-oda di pay dumanon ti ngarab ti alsong no agbayoda dagiti lulukdit!
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Alimbuyog ti Amianan
1/21/2006 4:31:00 PM
Ni ading nalasabnag ket maymayat manen iti inaramatna a nagan. Rosas ti Amianan kunam man!
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Alimbuyog ti Amianan
1/21/2006 4:31:00 PM
Ni ading nalasbang ket maymayat manen iti inaramatna a nagan. Rosas ti Amianan kunam man!
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oyasan
1/21/2006 5:06:00 PM
Domingo no bigat. Daytoy ti pangidalanak iti sermon ko kadagiti annakko:


Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.


He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and
treated
her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her
off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would
leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always
kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a
problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through
the
difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did
not
love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply,he hardly took
notice
of her!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought
of
his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but
when
I die, I'll be all alone."

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you
with
the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm
dying,
will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!", replied the 4th
wife,
and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp
knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life.
Now
that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!", replied
the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!"
His
heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and
you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and
keep
me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the
2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave."
Her
answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was
devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter
where you go." The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She
was
very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly
grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you
when
I had the chance!"


In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives. Our 4th wife is our
body.
No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it
will leave us when we die.



Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.When we die, it will
all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have
been
there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth,
power
and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that
will
follow us wherever we go.

Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us
that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us
throughout
Eternity.

Thought for the day:
Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the
perfect position to pray.


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jessiey
1/22/2006 12:24:00 AM
Apo Oyasan, thanks ti inpadigum ti napateg nga inpormasion.
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Johnny
1/22/2006 2:02:00 AM
Oyasan, saanka la nga nalaing nga agpakatawa, nalaingka pay nga mangsermon. Ala ket saan nga bale ta mayat met dayta sermonmo.

Mayat nga pakatawa wenno napintas nga sermon, isu met la nga isu!

Manso latta, kabsat! Ngem no mangparamanka dagiti arak dita balaymo, mabalin nga napinpintas ti panangbasami dagiti pakatawam wenno sermonmo.
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Parragas
1/23/2006 1:24:00 PM
Nagbuya kayo ti boksing,rimats ni Pakiaw kin Morales,inpanda idiay hospital ni Morales ta naisalapay idiay tali idi dinisnog ni Pakiaw diay padangana.
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Anak ti Sal-it
1/23/2006 1:40:00 PM
no saan ka nga agtalna dita sika iti isarunok nga isalapay dita likod ti balay yo nga kasla tay pannakaisalapay tay panti ni baket mo idi sinukit ko!!
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Ama A Sal-it
1/23/2006 5:08:00 PM
Agtalnaka dita, anak, no kayatmo ti saan nga makaraman ti dakes!
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asawa ni ama a sal-it
1/23/2006 5:28:00 PM
sika ti agtalna dita no kayat mo paylang nga agpayala ak kanyam.
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sal-it nga asawa ni ama
1/23/2006 5:44:00 PM
Napanam idi rabii a laklakayan? Simmangpet ka idi rabii nga awan kansonsilyo na.
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jessiey
1/23/2006 6:25:00 PM
Ala mayat, saan yo laket nga palalwan unay ta angawyo.
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Anak ti Sal-it
1/23/2006 7:12:00 PM
maysa ka met nga tarabitab duggareng! kugtarak to pay ketdi ta subsub mo lampangog!
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sal-it nga asawa ni ama
1/23/2006 7:19:00 PM
Laklakayan kan kasta ka pay laeng kaano kanto nga agbalbaliw, inton saan mo a mayngato ta kansonsilyomon.
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Hi hi hi
1/23/2006 7:36:00 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa prooootttttt.aray
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Padi dagiti sal-it
1/23/2006 8:59:00 PM
Alelua mga pamilia ti sal-it. Sapay ta agtutuloy kayo nga masal-it.
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Precious
1/24/2006 3:59:00 AM

Kumostan kailian? naimbag nga orasyo amin.
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Sal-it Dagiti Sal-it
1/24/2006 11:05:00 AM
Masal-itkayo koma amin, sasal-it!
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sal-it nga asawa ni ama
1/24/2006 12:12:00 PM
Kasasal itan iti amin a sinal-it dakayo a laklakayan agkabaw kayonton no agbalbaliw kayo. Agriingkayon ta "NASAPSAPA PAY"
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bukoy
1/24/2006 6:31:00 PM
bago nga agbal-baliw kayo mga sal-it, sultopen yo man pay toy batillog ko la ta ikkankay di $ bill.
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Ama A Sal-it
1/25/2006 5:38:00 AM
Gurayka, Bukoy, ta garugadek pay dagiti ngipenko tapno tumademda sakbay nga sultopek ta batillogmo, lukdit!
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bukoy
1/25/2006 1:41:00 PM
tank yo.
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jessiey
1/25/2006 8:44:00 PM
Sayaaten ti aramid tayo ditoy apo! Agyaman tayo koma ketdi ta adda Ti Iluko.com nga pagdadapunan tayo. Dagitay man napintas nga aw-awid ni Ilocano ti idasar tayo ditoy apo.
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Brad
1/25/2006 9:12:00 PM
mabalin nga armen ka Jessiey sakanto iyala please!
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Futboler
1/25/2006 10:05:00 PM
kayat mo nga tay napintas nga aw-awid ti Ilocano nga maidasar Jessiey? agurayka ngarud ta idasar ko toy botok dita pinggan mo. idasar mo met ngarud ta susomon a ta mangan ta nga dwan.
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oyasan
1/25/2006 10:11:00 PM
gayyem parragas, naYou've got to twist your tongue a little bit to understand these words. I
had a good laugh at this, hope you get one, too!
>
>
>ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY (updated version)
>
>
>01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
>
>02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
>
>03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
>
>04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
>
>05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
>
>06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
>
>07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
>
>08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
>
>09) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
>
>10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
>
>11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
>
>12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
>
>13) Deduct - Ang pato
>
>14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
>
>15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
>
>16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
>
>17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
>
>18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
>
>19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
>
>20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
>
>22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
>
>23) It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
>
>24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
>
>25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
>
>26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang
>tanghalian
>
>27) Profit - Patunayan mo
>
>28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
>
>29) Backlog - bacon saka egg
>
>30) Beehive - magpakatino ka
>
>31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
>
>32) Debug - ang ipis
>
>33) Defrag - ang palaka
>
>34) Defense - ang bakod
>
>35) Defer - ang balahibo
>
>36) Deflate - ang plato
>
>37) Detest - ang eksamin
>
>38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
>
>39) Devote - ang boto
>
>40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
>
>41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
>
>42) Forums - apat na kwarto
>
>43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
>
>44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F
>
>45) Thesis - ito ay...punno daytoy panait mon ! ! !
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oyasan
1/25/2006 10:13:00 PM
gayyem parragas, napunno daytoy panait mon, kunak koma ngem nabalinswek metten. sori !
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Precious
1/26/2006 12:25:00 AM
Oyasan, namayat datoy pakatawam a, DEVOTE-ANG BOTO,CD ROM-TINGNAN MO ANG KWARTO. Naimbag nga orasyo amin kailian.
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Johnny
1/26/2006 4:42:00 PM
Oyasan, mayat yot! Urayak la nga nakaisbo nga nangbasa dayta diksionariom!
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Tanggo
1/26/2006 10:45:00 PM
sarsaripitin ka a Johnny duldog saan nga gapo kadayta dick-yo-nario.
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Anak ti Sal-it
1/27/2006 12:35:00 AM
Pilipinon naman ngayon!

Ito ang mga tamang kahulugan ng mga salitang pinoy, Tunay po...

BAKA MALIMUTAN NINYO ANG SARILING WIKA...

Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam daw.
Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Kaaw ay --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ---- utot na naipon sa tiyan.
Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.
E -------- ireng paseksi.
Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ---- inaasawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan -- magdamagan na Palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin.
Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod.
Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.
La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma - ------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.
Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
Maybahay -- asawang utusan sa bahay.

Nakaw ----- pagkuha ng walang pasabing 'akin na lang ito.'
Naku ------ ikli ng 'ina ko, ina na ako.'
Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- ba hagi ng katawan na amoy lupa.
Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.

Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines...

* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!
* on a building somewhere in the Philippines...
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"
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Precious
1/27/2006 2:44:00 AM
Apo A t S i= mayat met toy sariling wikam, umay nak man ngarud tulungan nga aglaba inton Dominggo?.
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Ama ti Anak ti Sal-it
1/27/2006 6:10:00 AM
Sige, anak, mansuem latta no adda pay nayonna!
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oyasan
1/27/2006 8:47:00 PM
A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake
when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting
to disturb the fishing of the others in the boat by having them take him
to shore, he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to do his
business and then returns to the boat.

A little while later the minister has to go also and he does the same.
He walks across the water, does his business and returns across the
water to the boat.

Finally the rabbi feels the urge to go to the bathroom too, so he climbs
out of the boat. But instead of walking across the water, he falls into
the water and starts to wildly splash around.

The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat
and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have
told him where the rocks were.
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Anak ti Sal-it
1/27/2006 9:08:00 PM
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...:

Ok read the english meanings and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...


1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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nalasbang
1/28/2006 12:07:00 PM
Naimbag nga orasyo
ken napintas nga aldaw
sapay koma ta dikay
agsiddaaw no apay?

Nagsubliak ta mailiwak
kumostaek man ni Al-o
ken dakayo met kailiak
sapay koma ta nasalunat

Ken awan sagubanityo
ala ngaroden kailian
umay kayon ta agdaniw
ken agiinniliw tayo.
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jessiey
1/28/2006 3:46:00 PM
Nalasbang, Anosam! romuar to no madamdamma ni Al-o uray kitam.
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-Sutil-
1/28/2006 4:23:00 PM
Dakdakkel toy al-ok nalasbang, kayat mo nga ma-al-o aya ta alsong mo?
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Al-o
1/28/2006 5:27:00 PM
Narukbos
Abungot
Lukais
Ay nalumpo
Sus
Bareng
Agkatay pay
Nukua ta
Gamin bakitin

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Ama ti sal-it
1/28/2006 7:24:00 PM
Uray daniw ka nga daniw basta ti sal-it basta adda tiempom nga mang kasta ken baket mo. Otherwise, adda ka nga agdandaniw, adda ak met nga agbaybayo.
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nalasbang
1/29/2006 4:06:00 AM
Nan -Sutil- kitaenta man ngarod no kasatno kadakkelna. hihihi.

jessiey tay kayatko nga Al-O ket tay original.

Al-o tay bumakitin ket agkatayen ta gamin ket tuppolen. hihihi.


hello A t s-i= laingem ngarod nga baywen bareng dinto nga mauma kenka.
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AtSi
1/29/2006 5:11:00 PM

BRAINY WORDS:

ABOVE ALL THINGS, REVERENCE

YOURSELF.

Pythagoras

************


REST IS THE SWEET SAUCE OF LABOR.

Plutarch


**************


DON'T TELL ME THAT WORRY DOES'NT DO

ANY GOOD. I KNOW BETTER. THE THINGS

I WORRY ABOUT DON'T HAPPEN.



Anonymous

**************



LETS SING:


Leron leron sinta

Bukas na kubeta

Dala dala tabo

hugas bilat baho.

Sa banyo nadulas

Bilat ay nagasgas

nakita ni Tomas

Oten ay tumigas.


-----0-----


THE LIKES OF MEN:


Simple - di mahilig mag panty.

Mabait - puede hipuan.

Conservative - Ok, basta't madilim.

Generous - libreng salat.


-----0-----


A WOMAN'S CONFESSION:

Lady: Father, sobra hot boyfriend

ko. Kahit sa dagat, nagsesex kami.

Pari: Parang isda!

Lady: Kung minsan, sa itaas pa ng puno.

Pari: Di, parang ibon kayo.

Lady: Kung minsan pa nga, kahit sa simbahan.

Pari: Sus, parang pari.

-----0-----

A DOG OMEN:


Sa gabi, pag aso ay umongol, may tao.

Pag tao ang umongol, may nagdodog style.

-----0-----

ANG BUHAY NG MGA BABAE: (Kay hirap):

Umaga - laba damit

Tanghali - sampay damit

Hapon - tiklop damit

Gabi - plantsa damit

Hating gabi - hubad damit

Madaling araw - hanap damit

-----0-----

THE PENIS ( tax exempted):


Reasons:

- 40% of the time, it is hanging around

unemployed.

- 30% of the time, it is hard up.

- 20% of the time, it is pissed off.

- 10% of the time, it is in the hole.

- it has two dependents who are both nuts.

-----0-----

PICK YOUR CHOICE:

Anak: (crying): Wala na akong asawa. Kinabit

na ni Mare.

Nanay: Sigue lang anak,sa iyo naman ang bandera,

ikaw naman ang pinakasalan.

Anak: Aanhiin ko ang bandera, e sa kanya ang

flagpole.

-----0-----

A SENTENCE:



Question: What is the shortest sentence?

Answer: 'I AM".

Question: What is the longest sentence?

Answer: "I DO".

(Di ba? Its a life sentence)

-----0-----

FYI:


The camel have their boobs in their back.

The elephant has a big penis on his face.



-----0-----



CHARTER CHANGE:

Support article 6 - Politicians should

always serve TWO terms: one in office

and one in jail.


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Gusing
1/29/2006 5:37:00 PM
You made me smile AtSI :>))
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nalasbang
1/30/2006 12:10:00 AM
AtSi, hehehe mayat nga talaga. Naimbag nga orasyo kailian.
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Johnny
1/30/2006 12:35:00 PM
AtSi-gi pa kung mayroon ka pang itinatago! He he he!
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AtSi
1/30/2006 4:37:00 PM
Naimbag nga aldaw yo amin kailian.... Nayonak lang diay imposte ni apo nga Oyasan.

1. torpedo - takot manligaw
2. zoology - ang sayans ng pagtatahi
3. balance Sheet --- what comes out after a balanced diet.
4. journal entry - mahabang biyahe
5. asset - ari
6. liquid asset - aring tumutulo
7. erroneous entry - mali and pinasukan
8. double entry - dalawa ang pinasukan
9. non-performing asset - aring 'di na makatayo
10. depreciated asset - aring laspag na
11. tangible asset - aring nasasalat
12. intangible asset - aring 'di nasasalat
13. fully depreciated asset - aring laspag na laspag na
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oyasan
1/30/2006 7:51:00 PM
agpaay kadagiti padak nga senior sitisen:


Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
>


>
>
>
>
> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
> hearing aid. It cost me
> four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
> It's perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to
> get a physical.
> A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
> the street with a
> gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris
> and said, "You're really
> doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
> a hot mamma and be
> cheerful.'"
> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
> got a heart murmur. Be
> careful.'"
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
> parlor and pulled himself
> slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching
> his breath he ordered a
> banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed
> nuts?" " No," he replied,
> "arthritis."
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rosas ti amianan
2/14/2006 3:25:00 PM

anian a nagsaem ti panagpakadam
sapay koma ta naragsakka itan
diak maawatan apay a naamammoka
diak koma met laeng natakwatan

iti kinasiaasinom ita,
no saanka nga kinulit
adayo nga naamammoka
ngem apay a nagbigayka?

itan panawannak nga agmaymaysa
inbatim agkakapintas a sarita
kankanta a napnuan lailo
ken nasam-it nga agekmo?

sapay koma ta iti ipapanawmo
ket lagipemto tay agkakapintas
a kanito nga nagdinnanggayanta
agsinnublat a dandaniwta.

I will miss you.
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Johnny
2/14/2006 4:53:00 PM
Mayat manen dagita pakatawam, Oyasan! Ita la a sumbrekak manen iti daytoy a panait. Natinnag dagiti dua a lategko ti napalalo nga panagkatkatawak, yot!
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AtSi
2/14/2006 9:46:00 PM
I HATE MY JOB

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer; carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

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AtSi
2/16/2006 1:02:00 AM
Filipino Jokes

Q. Why do couples hold hands during weddings?
A. It is just a formality. Like "2 boxers", they shake
hands before the fight begins.


Pulis: Bakit mo inihagis ang bata sa bintana?
Yaya: Sinunod ko lang po ang utos ng amo ko.
Sabi po ng amo ko, 'wala na tayong Pampers,
i- Huggies mo na lang si baby.


What is the most impressive example of Tolerance?
Ah! Golden Wedding Anniversary!


Applicants
2 girls nag-aaply ng work. 1 matalino, 1 bobo
Matalino: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko
sa Sex, sure.


Sensitive Child
1st day in school...
Mom to teacher - Very sensitive po ang anak ko.
Kung kailangan nyo po parusahan,
Sampalin nyo na ! lang po ang katabi nya.
matatakot na 'yan!


Love and Marriage Cycle
1-2 yrs : magkasalo sa plato
3-5 yrs : tig-isang plato
5-7 yrs : nagbabatuhan na ng plato
8-10 yrs : wala na silang plato
That is what we call PLATOnic love!


3 brothers named Bu, Chu and Fu migrated to USA from China. They decided to change their name : Bu became Buck Chu became Chuck.
Fu decided to go back to China ..


Man : I want to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me
in 6 months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are very hard to find!


Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?
A - almost gone
B - barelly noticeable
C - comfortable
D - damn good
E - exremely big and
F - Fake


Learning French
City - ce vou
Drug - sha vou
Good bye - va vou
Bald - cal vou
Caught in the act - navo cou
Feathers - valahi vou
Not clear - mala vou
Cute - a cou


Chalk
Amo : 'Day, ang chalk na ito para mamatay ang ipis.
Gamitin mo sa pader.
Maid : Opo, ati.
Next day .......
Nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader...
"Epes mamatay kayong lahat!"


Katapusan
Lumindol ng malakas noon....
Nagkagulo and lahat at nag-panic.
Sumigaw ang isang lalake..
"Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"
Sumagot ang isa pang lalake..
"Tanga, a kinse pa lang."

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Marag Sakan
2/26/2006 7:16:00 AM
Nagmayat met insurat mo kabsat AtSi
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Agrung Rungiit
2/26/2006 9:08:00 AM
Ala pay AtSi, mayat sika!
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jessiey
2/26/2006 10:38:00 AM
PLATOnic Love... Hahaha! mayat gayyem. Ituloymo.
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AtSi
2/26/2006 4:17:00 PM
The Pharmacist

A young man walks to the pharmacist at a downtown drugstore:

"Good morning sir, I would like to buy a condom. My girlfriend invited
me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! "The
pharmacist gives him the condom; the young man is about to leave, but
returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me
too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is
leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me
she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I
think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young
man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his
right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers
his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank
you for all you give us. !!" A minute later the boy is still praying:
"Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others. She gets close to her boyfriend and tells him in his
ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!! "The boy replies:
"I didn't know your dad was pharmacist!!!"

Nimbag nga aldaw yu amin apo!


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Agrung Rungiit
2/26/2006 6:17:00 PM
HAHAHA, isu met lang nga saan a tumangad aya ta ni met Daddyda daytay Pharmacist nga nangted kadagidiay Condoms, HAHAHA!!!
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P.
2/27/2006 3:28:00 PM
Wen ngarud,naliday man nagbanaganna.
Sudi ni la-ilo nga inta linaglaga.
Daydi sam-it nga namunganay.
Dagiti balikas,agayus nga kasla diro.
Ngem ti nagbanaganna,napapa-it pay ngem Apro.
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agayat
3/12/2006 1:36:00 PM
Apo Parragas kaano nga manglukat ka iti part #5 na datoy panaitmo? ita ta nataltalna bassit ti dap-ayan apo dila mabalin nga ilukatmo ta sumaronon mailiwak datoy tukarmo apo Parragas?

Naimbag nga orasmo.
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Bensky
1/23/2007 7:57:00 PM
Datoy man ti ipangatok aruuuuuuuuuu.
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Al-o
1/24/2007 10:04:00 PM
Toy Naisem a kabsatyo
Umay kumablaaw kadakayo
Ditoy panaltagan ni kabsat
a Parrragas

Panaltagan a paglinglingayan
ken umay pagbaywan iti sarita
a pagwadan ken pagbaywan
nasayaat a kapanunotan

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IP.88.115.96.23
1/30/2007 8:07:00 PM

Umayak man met mangitugkel
Sangarakem nga bukbukel
Bareng saan a makuti-il
Ta nadam-eg met ti daga ti bakir

Ammok met ket nga adu ti uwak
Ken dadduma pay a tumatayab
Nga mabalin nga no nagtalikudak
Apandan to met ipayatpayat

Ngem igasangasat ko latta
Ania ti ammok no agballigi-ak ita
Ket dumakkel ti itukitko ita
Ket umis-isemakto ti di agpatingga.

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